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I want to extend the hatred to Pelipper if that's alright. This bastard is nothing but pure fucking irritation to me.
>Have Pokemon Ruby, this fucker keeps showing up whenever I'm surfing
>Go away you fuck face I'm looking for other Pokemon you cunt stop bothering me
>One day my cousin asks to borrow my gameboy and Ruby
>Try to pawn off my spare copy of Sapphire on her, my mother notices this and tells me to stop being selfish
>A week goes by with no Ruby, no capturing Groudon, no funsies
>Eventually get my Gameboy back
>For some reason the cart keeps over heating and causes my Gameboy to eventually die
>The master ball I'd been saving for Groudon has been wasted on A LEVEL 26 PELIPPER
FUCKING SEAGULL FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET TO FUCKING SOOTOPOLIS BEFORE MY GAMEBOY DIED
>Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire come out
>Use repels to escape the evil Pelipper menace
>Every fucking sea route they always pop up making their obnoxious cry and splashing
It gives me war flash backs every time