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>be me playing Pokemon Blue for the first time as an 8yo
>first time playing vidya other than shit like Ducktales and Red Baron on MS DOS
>start with Charmander
>be "that kid" who only uses his starter
>be too retarded to figure out how to leave Viridian Forest
>just grind Charmander up into Charmeleon until I randomly find the exit
>completely demolish first two gyms since Charmeleon is well over level 20 by that time
>be too retarded to figure out you need to go through the hole in that house to leave Cerulean City
>just grind Charmeleon for about a week until he evolves into Charizard
>finally figure out how to leave Cerulean City
>completely demolish everything in my path to the third badge
>be too retarded to figure out that I need to backtrack to get to Rock Tunnel
>grind up some more Pokemon like Weepinbell, Kadabra, Gyarados, etc.
>finally figure out how to get to Rock Tunnel
>game is pretty easy from then on
I did a lot of cringey stuff on my first Pokemon game.