>>18422341"OH YEAH. I'M FEELING BULLY TODAY. ALICE, LAY ME SOME SICK BEATS."
"'M layin' 't sick beats, poppy!~ Boom, buppah chow, boom buppah chow chow, boom buppah chow chow!~"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iIWk60OJqMAlice covers her mouth with both of her hands and starts making raspberries in some adorable attempt to come off as a cute little blonde street-smart thug with an attitude. What she's /really/ doing is earning a million reasons for people to to tell her to say it and not spray it, and you could be one of those people, but she's still a kid.
You don't want to shatter that illusion in her head yet. Oh no, save that heartbreak. Save it.
"Boom, buppah chow, boom boom buh, boom buppah chow!"
Alice yanks your hat from your head and wears it to look cooler,
except she turns it to the side, again this doesn't strike fear in your goop monster, but it does make her feel like she's cooler than ever.
Just think about it, here you are, you and your qt daughteru having a face off in a simple break room smack dab inside a fucking Poke Ball Factory of all palces against a Pokemon who you're only squaring off against because it just so happens that you pissed him right the hell off.
It's really no question why Serena and the remaining Flare grunts surround you and the opposing forces, this is the part where shit tends to get real deep, and you're not even at the final boss yet.
"Boom, buppah chow, boom boom buh, boom buppah chow!"
More oozy bubbles squeeze out of Swalot's backside, Chatot's metronome-esque tail tick-tocks in time with Alice's sick beats, "Cuckoo, cuckoo! We'll show ya a beating you'll never forget! Never mess with the great Swalot, cuckoo, cuckoo!
>'Welp, here comes the pain!'Swalot starts out by playing shit cool.
>Swalot used Stockpile!>Swalot stockpiled one!>Swalot's Defense rose!>Swalot's Sp. Defense rose!Which means he starts cheating right off the bat.
>What do you and u're loli do next!? 