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>5th gen gamestop event
>two little kids getting event pokemon; look like brother and sister
>fat trench coat, cargo shorts, dirty white ten dollar tennis shoes neckbeard comes in store
>fatty sees kids
>challenges them
>boy says okay
>fatty immediately scoffs at boy's choice of pokemon; says something about smogon
>"WHAT?? A LEGENDARY?!?!? ONLY NOOBS USE LEGENDARIES!! whatever, i'll beat it anyway"
>fatty literally lets out a whimper as boy's legendary beats his pokemon
>legendary takes out another, fatty literally YELPS out loud; panicking
>people staring at this point
>"TIME TO BRING OUT SALAMENCE! DRAGON DANCE!"
>fatty does just that
>yells each time he beat boy's pokemon
>fatty wins
>boy says, "good ga-"
>"YEAH THIS IS HOW WE FUCK NIGGER UP IN HERE
>boy's younger sister: "wh-what???" looks scared
>nigger comes out ot nowhere, "the fuck u say boi?"
>fatty realizes what he did, starts stammering and whimpering
>nigger pushes him into game stand, everything goes falling over
>little girl crying at this point
>fatty gathers himself, waddles out of store almost crying
>security barges in, says to nigger, "hey, i saw you doing that!"
>security gets him on floor, ties him with plastic string because they're not allowed to have cuffs
>security calls police
>get my event pokemon
everything worked out. fatty got what he deserved and violent nigger gets to spend a night in local jail. too bad the kids got scared
