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>go to alola
>watch cutscene
>try to walk out of town
>path is blocked by a dog, go back and watch a cutscene
>now walk out of town
>walk into tall grass
>slow pokemon appears, try to catch it
>another one appears
>kill it, goto previous until get lucky
>catch it
>quipdex starts going off about some random garbage
>walk along
>seen by trainer, generic music plays
>they sent out one low-leveled pokemon
>beat it with a cutscene move, the trainer is now useless for the rest of the game
>see a pond
>try to fish, it's not a Designated Fishing Spot(tm) so I can't
>go back to town, quipdex starts nagging that I shouldn't go here
>go buy some clothes
>wearing shorts and a t-shirt, all they have is shorts and a t-shirt
>want to trade
>get teleported to some virtual (?) island
>slowly talk to all the clones that teleport in front of me, nobody wants to do anything
>space portal appears suddenly
>can't escape because forgot to set the controls at the gamefreak HQ
>die
explain yourselves, Alolabominations
