>>56607811>No superpowers>No cute cubs/kits//pups/hatchlings/etc>No lifelong bond forged from hardship on the road together.>Looses fertility around 35>Will probably get fat.>Will probably cheat on you.>Will probably divorce you>Will probably get the house and alimony out of the divorce.You're a brave dude for wanting to play the love game on nightmare mode. I'll pour one out for a misguided homie.
