>>13126854Pansage is tha straight-up original gangsta of tha elemenstrual monkeys up in Nationizzle Pokédex order n' tha Grass-type of tha group. Well shiiiit, it evolves tha fuck into Simisage when exposed ta tha Leaf Stone. Pansage made its first appearizzle alongside Axew on toys pimpin back ta July 2010, makin it tha straight-up original gangsta of tha monkeys eva peeped by fans.
Pansage be a chronic colored monkey wit a tan colored face, arms, n' upper body. Well shiiiit, it has a tree-like formin on its head n' a pair of leaves on its tail. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simisage be a primate-like Pokémon dat is primarily chronic up in coloration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has a pointed, bush-like crest on its head similar ta a Pompadour n' broad ears ta tha sidez of dat shit. Well shiiiit, it has lil fluff on its shouldaz n' a thorny tail. Pansage is likely based on "Speak no Evil" from tha three wise monkeys motif.
As Grass types, Pansage n' Simisage is capable of peepin' various Grass-type moves like fuckin Seed Bomb, Leech Seed, n' even Grass Knot, n' is capable of havin Overgrow as they Hidden Ability. Pansagez leaves is known ta cure exhaustion n' Simisage attacks wit its thorny tail if angered.
Pansage can be obtained up in Pokémon Black n' White either as a gift Pokémon all up in tha Dreamyard if tha player chose Tepig as his or her starter, or via Rustlin Grass up in Pinwheel Forest or Lostlorn Forest. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, Oran Berry or Occa Berry can be found on wild Pansage.
If tha playa picked Oshawott as his/her starter, then tha playa will grill against Cilan wit a Pansage up in tha Striaton Gym.
