>>21199804"WHO WANTS SOME?"
Dark Pit, the edgy counterpart and unneeded literal clone of actual Pit, arrives on the Battlefield to show Captain Falcon his cloned moves. But Captain Falcon has other plans for him.
"G-GAAHHHH!"
An attempt to use Electroshock Arm results in Dark Pit getting a Raptor Boost to the face. Even at 0%, the clone is easily defeated and sent flying off the stage, the Captain gets another KO. Not that it matters, the game is already his either way.
"Show me ya moves!" he taunts once more, just in time to encounter yet another challenger who tries his hand in the ring. It appears to be the legendary plumber, Mario, but not just any Mario. A doctor...version. Or something.
"Oh yeah, yahoo! Let'sa go!"
The sole Megavitamin the good doctor throws is easily consumed by Captain Falcon, and as it turns out, it's a vitamin that boosts his strength. Dr. Mario joins Dark Pit in being blown the fuck out by a single Raptor Boost, if there's anything that the doc should be thanked for--it's how easy he was taken out.
Captain Falcon exhales, having not broken a single sweat in all of his smashing. He's about to take a short breather when he notices another being in the presence, a third challenger who wishes to test the captain's strength.
Falcon turns around, and comes face to face with the Mark of Naga.
"I must not lose!"A) She does lose.
B) She's the only one that can show him her moves.
