>>48894090I shove Mew & Mewtwo to the side and introduce Eevee as the most powerful legendary Pokemon.
Apparently if you de-evolve Eevee then you get his original form that's even older than Mew.
Instead of just a boring silver-tongued Prottoss about "muh philosophy" you ALSO get a young naughty asshole of an Eevee that always goes "yeah, no shit, YEAH NO SHIT. Are you a 5 year old? because I'm 1.5 years old and I understand life better than you, I'm far less shocked at life than you and you know what I'M A TRILLION TIMES MORE SENSITIVE ON THE INSIDE than you." "Oohh noo America dumped 2 nukes on me" you fucking deserved it you gookpiecesofshits.