>>24783212Slithering through the darkness, you make your way through the caverns, calling out for the explorer all the while. "Hellooooooooooooooo!? HELLOOOOO!? Kiddo!? Where are you!?!?! I CAN'T SEE SHIT IN THIS GODDAMN CAVE CAPTAIN!"
"It's so hot...."Your ears perk, you hear a voice coming from the other direction, but it's not Midoro's. It's a little sullen, but sullen company is better than no company at all. "Hello? Who's there!?"
"Do you hear it....?"Scrambling past a fork in the road, you track the source of the speaker down to a small, low-key chamber, one lit not by lantern, but by body heat. You encounter a molten booby, looming over another pothole. "Er.. Excuse me...—"
"...There's a draft in here..""I—Uh, um.. A draft..?"
"They've told me to plug it up.. We're not supposed to get them down here...It feels so nice........cooooooooooool.... but it's really bad...."The searing booby lackadaisically cranes his hulking head and stares at you with lazy, half-lidded bulbous eyes. At a glance, he seems to have a pretty one-track mindset, and the deep voice to match.
"Something so nice..... is bad for you..... so strange......do you know about that.....?"A) "Er.. Can't say that I do..."
B) "Like lactose intolerance?"
C) "Like an apple with a razor in it?"
D) "You okay buddy?"
