>>16375727"All the fucking time, man."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PU8ZxQj7eE"Far, far, FARFETCH!"
"WELL SHIT DO I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU: INTRODUCING MAFOXICLEAN!" the duck waves his leek all over as he takes out a tub full of what he calls 'Mafoxi Clean'.
"Fetch fetch, FARFETCH'D!"
"MAFOXI CLEAN IS *THE* BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR AS VOTED BY TIME MAGAZINE. By compressing the MAGICAL oxygen properties of a Delphox's wizardry into one $14.99 tub, Mafoxi Clean uses the POWER of MAGIC to wipe away stains, FROM YOUR CLOTHES. And not JUST clothes, Mafoxi Clean works on CARPETS, on RUGS, on YOUR BABY'S CLOTHES, it RAISES your LIBIDO, and it EVEN ON THE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE!"Duckbill-y Mays strolls over to a fishbowl and dumps baby footie pajamas into it that have been stained with strawberry jam and peanut butter. Then, he drops a major dosage of Mafoxi Clean into the mix and stirs it with his leek, separating the condiments from the pajamas.
"Whoa, sugoi!~" you give him a Unova-tier round of applause with sparkly bishie eyes.
A) "GIVE ME TEN TUBS RIGHT THIS SECOND!"
B) "Does it work on slav jackets?"
C) "Wait, raises your libido?"
D) "Can I put it into my washing machine to strengthen my detergent?"
