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I was randomly struck with inspiration for a short joke story
Someone makes a shitty Kris doll out of hay and twigs and leaves it in the guild hall overnight, next to it some dice and a paper with directions to ask it questions and interpret the answer based on what number the die rolls (like sonic totem)
>KRIS PREDICTED THIS
>1-2: YES
>3-4: NO
>5: MAYBE
>6: ROLL AGAIN
>6 TWICE = DOOM
madness ensues