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Holy shit, that reminds me.
>be nsfw artist
>setting up shop on Furaffinity
>want to post a commissions sheet, look through the commissions tag to see how they set their comm sheets up on that website
>see some dude offering "20% discounts on commissions that feature bulging hearts"
>what
>this dude's whole ass page is dedicated to buff furry dudes with MASSIVE, RIPPLING HEARTS, all their artwork had a mile long description about how the dude's heart was some roaring engine and how you could hear the thumps from miles away or some shit
>other pieces had hyper detailed drawings of hearts jumping out of people's chests like those old timey cartoons
>had to close the tab after a while
I'm too fucking vanilla for this trade man. How do you get horny over a heartbeat?
