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>pick Blissey to try her out and call bot
>accidentally take Safeguard instead of Soft-Boiled
>Charmander and Machop both go bot with me leaving Ralts alone top
>Usually give in and lane swap but decided to say fuck it this time, Machop and I take everything and the Charmander decides to just stand in lane doing nothing for about a minute before going to steal our Zeraora's jungle
>Machamp and I holding our own, game is a 4v5 because of the retard Charizard who is just running around doing literally nothing
>literally nothing, not meme literally, throwing attacks out at random spots with no creeps or enemies around, ults and follows Machamp and me around, and then afks the last two minutes of the game in spawn
>Zapdos time
>our team tries to stop them, most of my team gets wiped out except one other person who has to retreat
>I run in and start slapping, get a kill in the process probably due to Zapdos, and somehow steal Zapdos
>Zapdos lightning wipes almost the entire enemy team due to them being all clumped up resulting in a 4 kill streak for me
>we win despite the 4v5
Well, that was probably one of the funniest things I've seen in this game.