>>21368576"Um, that scream sounded a bit more feminine than masculi-"
Cutting your girlfuruiendo off, you plant your hands on your wheels and zoom off in the direction of the scream, "I'M COMING TIMMY!!!!" to which she sighs, pinches the bridge of her nose, and casually follows.
You track the yelping down to a clearing at the far edge of the forest. In fact, it's thanks to those shrieks that you're able to traverse the greater part of the woods without being distracted or tempted by danger again. It's a miracle that you were able to make it through that place wihtout getting lost or making a single wrong turn, one can only wonder how you'll get the fuck back.
"Oh no, a Gothorita!"
Seems like the helpless victim in need of a helping hand isn't a human at all, but a gothic Pokemon who's accidentally taken a wrong step. A Gothorita with her leg ensnared by a rusty bear trap.
A) "Oh no, are you okay Timmy 'O Toole?!"
B) "Damn shawty that 'oughta hurt like a mug."
C) "Didn't your mom tell you not to wander out this far, little Timmy?!"
D) "What the fuck--our Timmy is actually a Timantha!"
