>>15499839She cocks her head as his figure in the distance becomes but an orange-greenish dot, "Something tells me he isn't quite aware what he's doing... Should we help him out?"
As fun and incredibly wacky as that would be, you have bigger issues to tackle. Like the ever-convoluted mystery of Mega-Evolution, for example. You take Miss' hand into yours before she can fuck up on those roller-blades again, "See now, that would be nice, BUUUUUUUT unfortunately we have other things to do. Hold on."
You make a mental note to teach her how to blade on her own later, but for now, holding that qt soft hand will be enough to delude yourself into sick amusement.
You enter Shiboobie Castle.
>Objective: Find someone who knows about Mega-Evolution!A) Consult the Psychic.
B) Take a gander at the mysterious painting on the wall.
C) Talk to the Black-Belt.
