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>be smack dab in the middle of sprawling suburb
>install game on phone and start it
>catch starter
>only thing on the entire fucking range scanner is a single weedle, 3 tracks away
>immediately quit game, fire up bluestacks, install GPS spoofer, drop my character onto a 4-stop stack in the city, and harvest infinite items while pokemon spawn inside my range every 2 minutes
This game is doomed.