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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtJUuSQHs"ALICE, SMOGONCHICK, HANG ON, I'M GONNA GO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!"
"Poppy, I 'tot you 'was 'alrety wild?"
"NOT WILD ENOUGH. I NEED TO BE HYPER OVERDRIVE SUPERNOVA WILD. WHICH IS WHY I BRING YOU OUT, HEXCALIBUR!"
Without much of an explanation, you whip out Hexcalibur and bite down hard on both of his handles, as your hands are currently occupied with creamy waifu thighs. The feeling of her boobs on your back is only a fraction of the power that is flowing through you right now.
Autism or the shounen baby-faced boy hero's weekly boost of strength. You decide.
Yes. That's right.
You are dual-wielding with your fucking mouth.
"UGH, tsk tsk! Right in the middle of Oreimo, too. FINE. Just don't bite down too har--"
"NO TIME FOR EXPOSITION, THERE IS ONLY TIME FOR RAMPAGING! LOTS AND LOTS OF CARNAGE IS TO FOLLOW, AND THE BEST PART OF IT ALL IS THAT IT CAN ONLY BE IMAGINED BY THOSE UNWORTHY ENOUGH TO SEE IT IN FULL."
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"
You end up slaying horde beyond horde of Jynx with your odd mouth-wielding tactics, spraying their potentially innocent blood and guts all over the floor, but does that really matter when the life of a buddy guy is at stake?
A) "No, it DOESN'T matter, every giga niggress shall fall!"
B) Remember to tell Alice that you in no way endorse this behavior.
C) Make Torchic kick up the edge meter by torching the whole room.
