>>41255308"Wow... You gallies sure are behind the times," says Mr. Calemson. "And I thought Kalos was half-baked. Oh well. We gave it our best shot."
"H-huh!?" you sputter, wide-eyed. "T-that's it?! That can't be it! T-there has to be something else we can try! I-I need that ₽ back! I'm not going to spend the rest of my life living with an illegal alien... er... illegal ghost!"
"ACKSHUALLY," Rillaboom looks up from the most recent iteration of the trial transcript. "The fish is correct. The ghost cannot be recognized if it's not in the dex. Thus, the court has established that the house, while mortifying, is not haunted within the context of the case and the defendant is not required to disclose anything. Secondly, you still broke the contract by backing out at the last minute. You can't just do that and pretend everything is based and okaypilled. Thirdly, it's perfectly legal to use a pseudonym on the internet you dunderhead, in fact, that was the expected practice not even a few years ago. Fourthly, I can't even get full returns at GameStop unless it's within 7 days and used, what makes you think you're still entitled to money spent from over six months ago? How is that still *your* money? Fifthly—"
"Please please your honor," says a smug Potto Desu. "He's already dead."
