Quoted By:
this happened almost a decade ago
>be me 13
> in alola for wedding
>pretty place, stupid people
>chill with big bro on beach
>he says "wait here" and leaves
>he comes back an hour later running at full speed
>says "okay we gotta go now comeon"
>say okay and run off with him because wynaut
>we get into forest-y area
>he says we can stop now, turns out he let some rattata into a store and robbed them in the confusion
>he gives me 3 ultra balls and 2 quick balls "we're going to catch shit now."
>fuckalright.spoink
>we split up, agree to meet back here later
>see volcano in distance, decide I want a dragon
>microbrain.klink
>walk toward volcano, decide to get some practice throws in
>I can't throw for shit
>think for a minute, doesn't matter if I can't throw if I just press the ball to the fucker myself
>keep going, volcano not closer
>I'm in a jungle now
>amIretarded.slowpoke
>see group of wild passimian
>holy fuck I thought they were just a meme, they're fucking huge
>run before they can see me, hide behind berry tree and sit down
>berry falls on my head, ow
>grab it and brush it off, take a bite
>thisshitsgood.farfetch'd
>see something move in the corner of my vision
>look at it, it's tiny and pink
>its looking at the berry
>realize I interrupted its lunch
>decide to give the berry to it, fucker slurps the thing dry in seconds
>Give it another
>it just stares at me
>realize it only wants the juice, break it open
>sluuuurp.loudred
>doitagain.ditto
>check poryphone 10 missed calls
>fuck gotta go
>look up, pink thing gone
>leave
>get back to where bro left me, find him
>"Oh shit you actually caught one, good job!"
>look at him like he's a fucking slowbro
>he points at my feet
>pink thing is there, it followed me back
>he tells me to catch it
>press ball to its head, it goes in without a struggle
>I'mAManNow
>let it out, it clings to my leg
>fuckit, take it back to the hotel like that
>7 years later
>she's a lurantis now, my best friend and ace
pic related
