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You're Marron's homeroom teacher, right? Why are you here? ...WHAT? You came here to tell me that you've been KEKING me for years? You've been teaching my husband what sex with a REAL WOMAN feels like, and he's COMING FIRST in EVERY TEST? You've been having EXTRA DESSERT with your SCHOOL LUNCHES... and the dessert is HIS CREAMPIE IN YOUR SNATCH? All those PTA meetings you had with him were not dedicated to parent-teacher association, but PENIS-THRUSTING ACTION? And he thinks SO LITTLE OF ME that he DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME HIMSELF? I can't- THERE'S MORE? You're only telling me this because I need to COME TO THOSE PTA MEETINGS? I have to SIT THERE AND WATCH as Krillin BISSECTS YOU with his DESTRUCTO DICK, filled with PLEASURE my COLD, UNPLEASANTLY FIRM ROBO-PUSSY could NEVER give him? And if I try to LEAVE, STOP you, or TELL MARRON about ANY of this, you'll arrange for FAKE CHILD ABUSE CLAIMS to be submitted to CPS and make me LOSE CUSTODY OF MARRON? And he'll CORROBORATE THEM? The closest I'll ever get to SEX WITH MY LAWFULLY-WEDDED HUSBAND is when I sit there and helplessly GOON as he SHOOTS HIS SCATTER BULLET into a COMPLETE STRANGER, knowing I'll NEVER FEEL IT AGAIN? I'll only be allowed to STAY MARRIED TO HIM so that I can TAKE CARE of Marron while you and him FUCK? And once you get BORED of me, Krillin will DIVORCE me, taking half of EVERYTHING I OWN and claiming full custody of Marron ANYWAY? This will affect Marron's ENTIRE WORLDVIEW? By the time she grows up, she'll believe that the ONLY way to achieve happiness is to KEK other married women, passing this ideology down to her own children in turn? My BLOODLINE will eternally be SYNONYMOUS with KEKQUEANRY? My name will be CURSED by EVERY WIFE WHO'LL EVER EXIST? And all this because I suspected him of cheating SO MUCH that it DROVE him into YOUR ARMS for STRESS RELIEF? I did this TO MYSELF? I don't know what to say... except... YABBA DABBA DOO, I LOVE THE PUBIC SCHOOL SYSTEM!