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Reminder that due to health concerns, carfags will NOT
>turn off their phones while driving, because they might get sick or injured.
>stop cramming a half dozen unvaccinated people into their cars on raid days, because they might get sick or injured.
>apologize for taking over every gym across town at 11:55pm and stuffing them with their 6 accounts, because they might get sick or injured.
>park properly, because they might get sick or injured.
>ever roll down their windows to socialize with other players, because they might get sick or injured.
>stop bitching about "muh disabilities" on reddit, because they might get sick or injured. (idk how this works but whatever)
>try to add new pokestop submissions instead of complaining about their town's lack of pokestops, because they might get sick or injured.
>step outside their car to reach something and will instead pull an illegal maneuver to get in range, because they might get sick or injured.
>ever respect private property, because they might get sick or injured.
>ever consider the fact that this is a game for promoting outdoor exercise, because they might get sick or injured.
But, despite all of their efforts at getting their health under control failing miserably, carfags WILL
>actively race around town at twice the speed limit to catch a "hundo," disregarding all traffic safety laws
