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Me and my friends were disgusting kids. This story is a prime example why:
>be 7
>group of best bros always band together and play Pokémon, Smash Bros., and the like
>always super passionate about Pokémon though, making our own gens and pokés and everything
>suddenly new kid appears
>let's name him Nicholas
>tells us he knows secrets about Pokémon no one else in the world knew
>spititoutbitch.jpg
>he tells us how to get the master dragon Pokémon in our games (red and blue are what we had)
>long ass procedure, certain starters, talking to certain npcs, the usual stuff coming from these kids
>once we beat the third gym, we were supposed to restart our games again
>but this time, since we restarted at just the right time and did all the right things, we would only have one starter option
>babymasterdragon
>supposed to evolve in master dragon that can learn 10 moves, all the most powerful ones
>me and my friends are super pumped
>restart games instantly
>no babymasterdragon
>we flip the fuck out
>plot his death for deceiving us and making us get rid of our beloved Pokébros
>invite him over the next day
>we all climb into apple tree and await Nicholas, our victim
>when he arrives with his gameboy, we pelt him with fully ripened apples
>he never knew what hit him
>he ran home crying
>we knocked 3 teeth out with apples
>Nicholas never lied to us again
>still don't regret it
>fuck him and his masterdragon
