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Probably not much longer than 6 feet ("height" is something like 4', but I assume that's just vertical), can probably be taught safe ways of climbing me (i.e. low risk of deadly constriction), and, being Grass-type, can probably supplement their diet with sun.
Also incredibly cute, and probably more of a constrictor compared to the viper-like ekans/arbok/seviper
Plus, fun Halloween costume if you don't mind "accidentally" squeezing you hard a bit afterwards.