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I've been playing Pokemon Showdown for days now, it's fun, I like it, but there is one correlation that stands out above the rest that always sours the experience.
Almost every faggot has at least one of these. And the only reason I noticed is because they're effectively failsafes. Entire team jobbed to my Miltank? Quick, send out the legendary sword dog before you fuck up your epic pro rank! It is the calling card of an underage, of a midwit, of a borderline casual who can't strategize for shit so instead resorts to broken brute force that takes not an ounce of skill or real knowledge whatsoever, but mostly of a pampered pussy who'd 41% himself should he have to face the consequence of his poor decision-making by, god forbid, losing for once. The amount of times I've battled people who use these fuckers and at some point during the battle they've typed "!weak [my pokemon]" is fucking incredible. I can't believe pokemon like Bibarel, Honchkrow and Emboar are illegal but these homosexual hounds are a dime a dozen. Every time I so much as see one, my hatred for Swoosh only burns brighter, and I haven't even played those games. I'm not a sore loser myself, I treat my team like a freshly forged and therefore flawed sword and every mistake and loss in battle hones it further to perfection. But having a solid strategy beat every one of their mons but this one piece of shit through no error or oversight of my own but its own intrinsic programming gets frustrating after a while, especially knowing they're probably gloating about how much they totally clutched the battle, thinking they're hot shit.
But I'm not just here to complain. Complaints aren't going to euthanize these mutts.
/vp/, what is the best way to deal with this overdesigned abomination? What is the most frustratingly effective strategy you can think of to BTFO them so the second they're sent out, they've sealed their own fate? No legendaries, I may be OP but I'm not a cock inhaling homo.
