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Yo muthafuckas, did you know dat up in termz of thug human n' biatch Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is da most thugged-out compatible Pokémon fo' humans, biatch? Not only is they up in tha field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon is a average of 3”03’ tall n' 63.9 pounds, dis means they’re big-ass enough ta be able handle human dicks, n' wit they impressive Base Stats fo' HP n' access ta Acid Armor, you can be rough wit one. Cuz of they mostly wata based biology, there’s no diggity up in mah mind dat a aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet dat you could easily bust a nut on one fo' minutes without gettin sore. They can also learn tha moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, n' Tail Whip, along wit not havin fur ta hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy as fuck fo' one ta git you up in tha vibe. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! With they abilitizzles Wata Absorb n' Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue wit enough gin n juice n' shit. No other Pokémon comes close ta dis level of compatibilitizzle fo' realz. Also, funk fact, if you pull up enough, you can make yo' Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built fo' human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ding-a-ling all day, all shapes n' sizes n' still come fo' more
