The scenarios would have changed drastically had the reader have chosen someone other than Leaf to be the sender of the letter.Choosing to be sarcastic would have had Leaf be accepting, but not necessarily pleased. Choosing to be dramatic would have led to a typical crying scene, lame. Choosing to be irrational would have led to both you and Leaf leaving the mountain with negativity.>>11821935"Red, please! I'm asking for you to please get off the mo- Wait. What? What did you just say?" asks a bamboozled Leaf.
Something inside of you snaps at that very moment, and it becomes evident within seconds that this is residue from your bottled emotions, which in itself also contains your hormones.
The hormones you never experienced with anyone else yet. Wait a damn doody minute....
THAT'S IT!
The secret to becoming godly!
Your hormones are the one thing keeping you from becoming the strongest! You may be physically the strongest, the most mentally capable, but you're no where near an emotional tyrant.
You're just a blank robot.
You're starting to appreciate this settling down idea more and more as the seconds tick by. Your penis is trying to get you to believe that seizing the rump of a delicious maiden is what will give you that extra kick to be the most pimping asshole this side of Kanto has ever seen.
You begin doing equations in your head, and with the logic and ideology of your forgotten penis, everything begins making sense. Why do you hate people? Because you're not close to anyone. Why are you close with your Pokemon? Because you're not close with people. Why did the youngster almost defeat you? Because he was close with people and Pokemon! He had a balance, you...you don't.
So it's true then...
You really do need to go home. Get back to your mom, get back to Blue, Professor Oak, and....whatsherface.
