>>22285841In order to win back your spouse Lucina from the clutches of the evil Captain Cuckold, you--the Avatar--have decided to get her a present for the upcoming holiday season. Something so fantastic and appealing that it'll convince her to leave Captain Meme and forever stay by your side. Modern Christmas probably shouldn't exist in medieval times like these, but whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
>What do you do?A) Buy her something expensive from the local jew.
B) Give her something from the heart.
C) Get her something not of this universe.
D) "Huh? Lucina isn't my wife, it's actually Tharja!"
E) "Wait, I thought I was married to Cordelia!"
