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>EEEEEYYY! HOWZIT!
>THIS IS YO UNCLE CUZZIN'S REAL LOCAL KINE MAOLE KANAKANAKA HUMUHUMUAPUA'A STAKATAKA MORPAKA JOHNSON'S GRUMPIG SAUNA, KALUA PIGNITE, BROKE DA MOUTH, AUTHENTIC ALOLAN FOOD, PARTY, CATERING, MOPED RENTAL, REPAIR. TIKI BAR AND GRILL.
>Alola cousin. We've got your lolo pokemon here, and she's been making one big stink. Braddah, it's real pilau and da kine. The wahine used our sauna and ordered plenty kine room service. Then when we asked her fo pay, she stiffed us brah. Real she's a real moke this one. She said you could spot her, but if not, she has pay back somehow...
>HELP ME ANON! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME SELL MOPEDS!!!
>Could you come and help her cousin? Mo bettah fo me if you could pay. I think the buggah is somehow too dumb to sell mopeds to college students.
>Shoots brah, call me up.
