>>53849050Any time you're gunning to make the shittiest Pokemon game possible, HMs need to be involved. RNG needs to be involved
Like the 7th fucking Gym leader outright refuses to give you a badge if you don't have Cut from earlier in the game on one of your Pokemon, and you have to fight them again too just to get the option back. Or you're required to remove an HM from your Pokemon in order to progress the game, only for the game to ask for it again immediately after.
Counter and Mirror Coat have priority and always hit first. It predicts the damage from the opponent's attack before it hits and just doubles what it would be. Fuck you.
Recoil damage is increased by 200% across the game
Substitute cuts 90% of your hp
Protect can be spammed until empty
RNG needs to be cranked up to 11:
>Secondary status effects on every move, with every status cure in the game removed>Pokemon center demands actual money to heal your party>the prices can inflate too>Potions have a chance to inflict poison with every use>Berries are bullshit>Full Restore has a chance to heal the opponent's Pokemon instead>Max Revive has a chance to just faint one random Pokemon in your party who didn't take it. Fuck you.>Trainers will attempt to catch your Pokemon in the middle of a battle>they can succeed 