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>be me
>grade school
>pokemon cards and toys and merch everywhere what a time to be a grade schooler
>pull one of the rarest cards att Alakazam
>show best friend
>dipshit friend screams ALAKAZAM in surprise and lets the whole fucking playground know i have it
>end up getting stalked and corned by hooligans offering their whole binders for it
>stuck against a wall with little other option
>despite my persistent nos and telling everyone to fuck off get no purchase
>get fed up to the point where i rip it in half right in front of their eyes
>multiple kids cry and have a cow
I felt like a piece of shit after, not for making kids cry, but I ripped up a fucking Alakazam card.
