>>36452443DICKS leads off with Fearow and goes for Mirror Move on Flowre instead of Drill Peck. That was a freebie. What are you doing DICKS? His next mon is Chansey, and finally Macho Man gets to make his Elite Four debut. A crit Karate Chop takes it out, Macho Man levels up an FINALLY learns Submission. No way the 80% accuracy and recoil is going to bite me in the ass. Up next is Cloyster, and the 80% accuracy and recoil bites me in the ass. Not to mention Cloyster is bulky as fuck so even Submission takes forever to kill it. His next mon is Dugtrio which is no match for Petal Dance, followed by Machamp.
I don't want to get locked into Petal Dance so I switch out to my own Machamp and heal Flowre and his Machamp misses Submission. When he finally lands one it does more than half, so I start heal spamming and hope the recoil takes him out before he crits me to death. Then he uses Leer and Focus Energy. And keeps using Focus Energy. He could've killed me with Submission at any time. What the fuck. Machamp finally goes down, and up next is Golem. I miscounted and thought he had two more mons left, so I figured he would use Explosion on turn one. I wasn't sure if Flowre would outspeed so I deciced to sack off Macho Man. I outsped with Dig and HE ACTUALLY CLICKED EXPLOSION ON HIS LAST MON. OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
And there it is. I made it all the way to the Indigo Plateau without a single death, lost two-thirds of my team due to severe underleveling and every single fucker in this building having the one type that shreks my entire team, and my shittiest mon is the one that wins it all. Well okay, it was the shitty AI that won it all, but I'll take it. Also Vileplume is officially my new favorite Pokemon. I can't wait for Crystal.
