>>11757875 "So wait, what's this about a kid? You have one? Boy or girl? What's the situation with that?"
Curtis crosses his legs, "Oh. Well, after I got fired from the station because I was too old, I started a fling with this chick and we kinda hooked but it's rocky right now. She's a girl, and she's over there at the playground actually, brought her here because she wanted to play and y'know, I just can't say no to that smile."
He points you over to a small girl playing around by herself, she has a plush in her hands.
"Riiiiiiiiiight..."
A) Meet Curtis' adorkable little girl.
B) PEDOPHILIA. Let's get back home.
C) Ask Curtis if he still has that "something" from long ago.
