>>36498100Climbed the Mirage Tower and grabbed a Root Fossil, which was a Bellsprout, coincidentally enough. Then I hit up the Trick House and found a MASTER BALL which I'll never use because I can't encounter legendaries on the first try to save my life (there are roaring Entei in the Mirage Tower and I found a fucking Delibird). Did some berry farming on the way back to Petalburg and then it was time for daddy to get a good hard dicking. I only grinded to three levels below his ace because I like to live dangerously.
So of course he had two legendaries. Good thing I decided to keep Solid Snake on the team even though it can't damage anything to save its life. All Raikou could do was Quick Attack, Snubbull went down in one hit, then his Rayquaza did way too much with Dragon Claw because Steelix's Special Defense is booty. Luckily the idiot kept going for Dragon Dance and Rock Slide managed to take it out. After all that excitement his ace was a Chimecho. Daddy pls. Got my badge, another mediocre TM, and WE SURF NOW. Let's see if we can find a use for that Master Ball.
We won't. 