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>2020
>finally shell out some shekels and play the remakes
>turn off the 3d hologram switch since gamefreak can't be bothered to make the games functional with their hardware, play in 2d
>my retinas adjust to the stunning 4 frames per second
>lay my eyes on the exact same pokemon models gamefreak has been using for forever
>professor gives you the EXP share after getting your name and gender
>mega evolution mentioned every thirty seconds
>instead of partners in dungeons they just teleport you to the end because its too difficult and complex otherwise
>gym leaders have 2 pokemon that are 10 levels under curve
>cynthia appears after every route and heals your Pokemon
>she also gives you hyper lucario X after the 4th gym (with mega stone)
>seals removed because kiddies might see a curse word
>no online contests
>postgame is an hour long "distortion episode" with 2 battles and just a bunch of dialogue
>battle area is simply the maison, a pokemon series staple, with a frontier 'coming soon'
>it's perfect, the exact thing i've been wanting for my entire life, and I begin to flame people who disagree with me