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>Wait hundreds of years, in pain, trapped in the tower until your bonds finally loosen.
>All the while, the blue people are incompetently plotting your demise.
>A talking Pheromosa and a wigger show up screaming about how you stole her husband from her and how she's going to be everyone's savior.
>Slap them so hard that you wind up in that dimension you got kicked out of.
>Eat the light of the world and another space fart.
>Feel slightly content for the first time in eons.
>So happy that you accidentally open up a few wormholes to who knows where.
>About to apologize when an eleven year old wearing a carved our chunk of your body as a wristband walks up to you and kicks your ass.
>Land in your old prison panting on the floor.
>At least you're safe no-
>The eleven year old show up again
>Oh shit! Light dragon time!
>They send out a mimikyu breed with curse/ zoraork/ any bulky dark or steel type/ something with a focus sash with toxic and kick your ass
>Hit in the gut so hard that you spit out the light and space fart and crawl into a wormhole
>Okay easy does it...
>Fall out of the wormhole and crash into some mountain so hard that there's a chunk of the peak missing and there's an impact crater.
>You're now just laying on your hands (legs) and knees (wings) panting in some frozen shithole.
>The eleven year old shows up again but you literally don't have the energy to deal with this shit.
>Say fuck it and ask for some light, and they let you touch that severed chunk of your flesh that they're wearing as a fashion statement.
>They then beat the shit out of you and catch you in a ball.
>The last thing you see is an internet explorer logo watching you from the shadows.
