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Turns out that yeah, I DID kick their asses. Why do each of these fuckers only have 4 Pokémon, no Megas? It's fucking pissant. No losses:
SIEBOLD:
>Siegfried comes in, murders Clawitzer with a single Miracle-Seed Boosted Seed Bomb. Based.>E4 sends out Starmie. Can Sumanai do it bros? No, actually, as I misclicked Rock Slide and only hit the thing for maybe 50% damage on a crit? This is after, of course, Starmie's Psychic took roughly 190/218 HP off of him no crit. I'm pretty sure my starter has perfect IVs in HP and SpD at this point.>I'm not about to lose my starter. Immediate switch to Martha, who gives Starmie a taste of Jacob's Limbs.>Barbaracle is OHKO'd by Martha's Superpower. The subsequent Gyara forces an Intimi-switch. I quickly head into Circe who janks an EQ. I predict again and get Fran to eat a Waterfall, which, with Dry Skin, means fuck-all. OHKO with T-Bolt. One down.MALVA:
>Pyroar leads and nails Herk with a Hyper Voice. Not that concerning despite a ~55-60% HP Loss as I follow up with OHKO Earth Power.>Rinse and repeat with Torkoal. OHKO EP.>Chandelure maybe outspeeds? HA. NO. OHKO EP.>Talonflame definitely outspeeds. I'm kinda scared, and it goes for...Quick Attack. What? OHKO with T-Bolt. Two gone.WIKSTROM:
>Aegislash is a bit iffy, I thought. King's Shield vs. SD means I'm cool, though. OHKO from FBlitz.>Scizor: same story. OHKO FBlitz. >Klefki: nails me with Torment? Fine. Steel Wing vs. Spikes vs. FBlitz secures the kill.>Probojew: Martha comes in and takes a crit Discharge. Only half of base HP lost though. Did I mention Fist Plate? OHKO Superpower.DRASNA:
>Ivan sets up a single Calm Mind on Dragalge. Scope Lens-boosted Ice Beam is no joke. No crit on Dragalge but OHKO anyway.>Crit Ice Beam OHKO Druddigon>Crit Ice Beam OHKO Altaria>Noivern gets Ivan with Super Fang, I retaliate with OHKO Ice Beam. E4 done, time for Diantha. 