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>type you hate
>250-mon army, all level 100, to eradicate them from each region
>which mons in which units (land/air/sea/spec-ops etc)
>what is your plan of attack
>1 legendary to join your team
i'll go first: fairy. fuck fairy types. they were made to give pussy pokemon a chance. so faggots and girls who play the game can feel strong while using their pokemon, so the game can be more marketable to a wider audience. they are the participation trophy of pokemon types.
>build intricate tunnel system with excadrills before making ourselves known
>dig out the ground from under her gym
>steelix squad bursts out of the ground within the gym, valeire and trainers fall through
>summon massive sandstorm at the same time
>stomp out her pokemon
>literally just march thru each route of each region, slaying them one by one, laying ruin to any natural ecosystems fairy pokemon live in via excadrill mob digging it up and turning it to dirt
>skarmory/air units will drop pamphlets into towns before we enter saying to surrender any fairy pokemon and if we find you with any fairy pokemon you'll fake destruction
>sandstorm would hit a town before we enter
>mob of excadrills burrow underneath the town
>metagross/steelix units establish a encircle and slowly move in
>gengar/venemoth/golbat/vensaaurs patrol the perimeter, outside of the sandstorm damage. poison any fairy mons or trainers who try to get away so they're easy for the
>skarmory unit flies over and descend upon the town
>the steel units go door to door demanding any fairy mon be handed over for immediate execution
>some pink haired faggot tries to get fresh, doesnt realize he's not in hot topic anymore
>dialga and i enter the town casually zapping any straggler fairy mons, pointing my scepter at a trainer running away so my steelixes can corner them and literally skull bash them full force
>libraries and databases and computers are swept by metagross to erase any mention of fairy pokemons
