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>be my dad's 71st birthday
>lamenting the day of my dad's birth
>lamenting my own birth
>be at a burger shop on the beach with some of my friends
>my phone starts blowing up
>assume my dad forgot I told him I'd be home at 3, and ignore them
>other friends' phones start vibrating
>friend shows me an image on his phone
>"Hoenn confirmed, faggot"
>open my phone
>literally have emails, texts, and Facebook messages about it
>I had no idea my friends were such losers
>mfw greatest day of my life
>mfw I gave great sex to my girlfriend because I was so excited and then felt shame
