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/vp/, I have a story to tell, because fuck it:
>Be me, 11, playing Pokemon Yellow
>Level 70 Pidgeot, level 60 Scyther, level 55 Charizard, Venusaur, B (Blastoise), and Pikachu (the 1st 3 are my favorites) comprise my impenetrable army of elements
>In Pokemon Mansion, about to finish it
>MuksAin'tShitButHoesandTricks.webm
>Get the brilliant idea to start a new game and fuck around for a while without saving
>Like a fucking idiot, I overwrote the motherfucking sacred 1st ever Pokemon file due to muscle memory
>Get erm... peeved.
>Like, the most pissed the fuck off I can ever remember being
>See white and go red all over
>Stifling the most soul-wrenching deathscream an 11 year-old could ever produce, a groan stemming from a depth so far within myself it has a pitch high enough to evade detection by the human ear escapes my breath
>Tense every muscle in my body in self-hatred and regret
>Lil' Diglett takes a peek to see what all the fucking fuss is about
>Calm down after a couple minutes, notice a drop of opaque white liquid on the tip of my dick
>Feel tired; go to sleep
That was my introduction to human sexuality: the death of my best friends and pure, unadulterated, underage rage.
