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Won't say where exactly, but I live in USA in the Rust belt.
Sawsbuck is because there are deer fucking everywhere. I go in the middle of a ghetto-ass street and there are deer browsing through upturned trash cans, dozens of raodkill deer on the road every day, they're endless. I wake up and see a deer shitting next to my mailbox one day, holy shit, so many deer.
Liepard is because there are so many freaking cats everywhere too. Seriously, stray cats on every street. If there aren't deer on a street it's because tit's overrun by stray cats. They leave dead birds and mice all over the damn place, but sometimes they're really nice and let me pet them if I give them part f a hotdog or whatever. My dad tried to take care of a cat he found on the street once, left a plate of cat food on the porch, next day he leaves another plate and we had twelve cats hanging around our house and they wouldn't go away.
Beedrill is because if you leave your house or car abandoned for more than a week it WILL become one with the wasps. In summertime there are massive swarms of the fuckers all over the damn place, and they fuck shit up in large quantities everywhere they go. You can't have a picnic past August because your food will belong to the wasps. Ghetto apartments have more wasp hives than poor people sometimes.
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