>>26466403... burst into the Forest of Cliche Mazes you see in every Zelda title. SUNKERN McCOOL, ASS KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE could only flex in anger. This would take minutes of his time that he could be using, slamming Ganon's face into the wicked man's own ass.
His attempts were fruitless, Swearing as he kept returning to his starting point with every door way he could possibly imagine. Even punching straight forward through the tree's seemed futile as they reappeared behind him.
He roared to the heavens in anger as before him, a thin voice called out. A red ghost flickered forward as a feminine cry welcomed him "Greetings, Oh Hero... I come to guide you... If only you can bestow upon me a name..."
SUNKERN McCOOL, ASS KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE viewed his options, He chose to...
