>>11764430http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_4WieOmMR0[Right. Sure. It was a dream. Alright, let's go with that then.]
>"Huh? Who was that!? Who's there?!"[Pfft. My identity is none of your concern. I am only here to ask you questions, for that is my ultimate purpose.]
>"Wha...? Purpose? What kind of questions?"[Oh, just questions that'll probably set your life in stone for the rest of your life. Face it brohombre, you've been called by a higher authority to serve a higher purpose than the one you do now. Ain't that a jam in the jackpot?]
>"A jack in the...wha?"[Enough talking! Let's get to the questionnaire! Although I'm sorry to say that you may not like the end result, due to some budget cuts we had to chop out a few selections...]
>"B-Budget cuts? Well, I can still pick Totodile, right?!"[.......Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Anyhow, even more budget cuts have caused to cut out all of the metaphorical shit and just get us to skip straight to the point. So let's do that. First, we'll try to discern your personality...]
>Of these five Pokemon, which do you like the most?A) The ever-jolly and famous Pikachu.
B) The calm, elegant yet friendly Snivy.
C) The bashful yet valiant Oshawott.
D) The tubby, nervous, approachable Tepig.
E) The gleeful, loud, yet brave Axew.
