>>16376928Hexcalibur is about to spurt out his catchphrase, when he puts some actual thought into the mix, "FOO-...Wait. That actually isn't that bad of an idea..."
The mallard nods and points higher up the pyramid at a stack of Pokedollars, "Faaaaarfetch'd!"
"Using the profits made from selling Mafoxi Clean, not only do we benefit the public by helping them wash their clothes, but we're able to sacrifice a few tubs in order to raise our libido. As I've said, the Farfetch'd population is on a low, and each sale helps continue our once-in-a-year breeding circle! By snorting Mafoxi Clean, us Farfetch'd into a OVERHYPED SEXUAL DRIVE that DRIVES us to WANT TO DUCK-FUCK! HOWEVER, it's a proven scientific fact that Farfetch'd have small duck-dicks, and our leeks are no where big enough to stimulate arousal."The duck points at the second-to-last spot on the diagram, "FAAAARFETCH'D!"
"So, once a duck snorts Mafoxi Clean, they ALL go into town on a rampage excursion to steal as many rod-shaped objects as possible, long enough to use as dildos! They then retreat back to our hideout, where an ENDLESS RELENTLESS ORGY produces up to TEN THOUSAND Farfetch'd eggs per year, stabilizing the population of our endangered species from now until next November! Our dedicated sweeper is an asexual duck that recovers each produced egg and incubates them with the help of a few volunteer Fire-types, as you can see gentleman, MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. And it keeps Farfetch'd alive!"He points at the very tip-top of the diagram, a picture of a Farfetch'd egg, "Farfetch! Faaaaar!~"
"Now us ducks AND humans can live in peace without fear of endangering Pokemon population! Humans get to enjoy our savory duck meat, while Farfetch'd get to escape the fate of becoming the next weak and fragile glass slingshot fossils. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE PROFITS WE MAKE FROM MAFOXI CLEAN! Mafoxi Clean--IT'S AMAZING." 