>>50800594To not do it.
I waited, Game Freak. I fucking waited. 11 fucking years. Even though I jumped into this franchise day one with Red, gen 4 has a special place in my heart. My grandmother imported Pearl for me when it released in Japan and I couldn't believe it was possible that I could be playing the new Pokemon months before my peers. I hold that game very fucking close to my heart. Then HGSS come out, and they're just as good, it was everything I wanted to see in a remake. And I would think to myself "wow, I can't imagine what it'll be like when we finally come back around to Diamond and Pearl for remakes." And they FUCKED ME.
THEY
FUCKED
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SPENT AN ACTUAL FULLBODIED CHUNK OF MY LIFE WAITING
WAITING
My one fucking life on this godforsaken blue ball in this piece of shit fucking universe that only exists because for some reason the infinite nothing that preceded all of it and will succeed sought fit to be. Just for me to get FUCKED. I didn't get the dream remake I wanted, I got a fucking UNITY PORT.
A UNITY PORT
God they even included following Pokemon. One of my favorite features in HGSS, but yet somehow still butchered it so it doesn't look right. How. How do you do this How do you fuck up so bad. They not only fucked me, they actually listened to some of my wishes just to fucking butcher them anyway. I took that personally Game Freak. I'm not even blaming ILCA here, they were contracted. They were probably just doing what they were told to do.
Hate
hate hate hate
livid
do not touch gen 5 you fucking cocksucker motherfuckers. keep your greasy fucking mitts off of it. be fucking ashamed of yourselves. transfer your rights to nintendo and stop pretending to be more than the obvious stunted indie tier studio that you fucking dipshits are.
