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Kanto
>So, my dad is a fisherman, and gave me a Krabby a bagpack and a "GTFO mah home".
>Oh, hi little Zubat
> Lots of In game pokes (lapras, vaporeon, hitmonlee, snorlax, the pillow.)
>had fun at poketower, caught a loooot of gastly. One became my bro gengar.
>Stole a charmander from Oak
Jotho
>stole a Totodile from Elm.
>Krabby fell in love with a Kingler MILF.
>oh, hi second Zubat
>shiny Aipom yay
Hoenn
>Whoo, got a moai, an ant who got wings, and a cool electricdog, bye Raichu
Sinnoh
>Now my Ponyta fell in love with her DILF Rapidash.
>Raichu turns out to be pedophile, I didn't admit it, so bye Pikachu.
>Dawn gave me a Piplup.
Unova
>Crazy night with Ms. Juniper, gave me a Tepig
>Beat the shit out of N, stole his Zoroark.
>Got lost at the ruins, found Volcarona.
Where is my Squrtle/Wartortle/Blastoise?