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GF, I want a Planaria Pokémon.
It knows only splash, but if it dies after being hit by a blade-like move, like Leaf Blade, Secret Sword or somehting similar, it breeds into a baby version of itself as long as you have a free space and a ball (like Shedinja).
This would be the only way to teach it useful moves.
Ramsey and Blocko, I command you to storm into GF HQ and program this into Pokémon X/Y.