>>16235316"Wait, wait, wait. Say that again.... You guys abduct Pokemon from like, redneck farms and shit, right? And you use them in experiments to do...science shit, right?"
[THAT IS CORRECT.]
"And....Suddenly they revolted, broke out of their cells, and somehow got a hold on all of your weaponry and gadget do-hickeys? How does THAT happen?"
[Their leader is tough. He means business. He has gone years without being touched by our top alien scientists out of fear. He far exceeds our power. He broke into our armory and supplied millions of his farm-followers with our futuristic weaponry in order to take the ship for his own. He has reminded us why the Solosis family is us, but done better, it is a shameful truth. I too am shocked, but I must accept it. Just yesterday alone, he turned my friend Ernie INTO a faxing module. It was a depressing hardship.]
"Well how come you guys just don't kick his ass!?"
[His stance in the metagame is too powerful. Even for our OP psychic abilities, we cannot outdo him. We require assistance to overthrow the attempted over-throwers before this situation gets TOO out of hand. We have tried to abduct Pokemon throughout the Kalos region in order to convince them to fight along our side, but they keep getting jailed by the farmers. You see how they're treating these Menhir Pokemon? Even if we abducted a thousand Pokemon to fight for us, it would be no use!]
As Bert reveals this, a Mareep punts a Emolga over your head and smack dab into the wall.
A) Ask what you can do to help out.
B) Declare that you'll ONLY help if you can go home afterwards.
C) Confirm your greatest meta-fears by clarifying who the leader of the coup is.