>>21092915Squeezing dat booty right, you whisper salaciously into Gābena's ear, "Your ass is like grass, Major,
and--"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGRIxbdSKHUThe moment is drowned out because you and the Major crash into a pile of snow right then and there. All of the light kissuing, pet names, coos, sweet nothings, and romantic quips in the world can't save the either of you from the effects of gravity's nature.
Freezing at near-frostbite levels of chilliness, you pop out of the pile and the Major follows suit.
"A-AND I-I WANT T-T-T-T-TO M-MOW IT!" you finish with chattering teeth.
A) "M-M-M-Major, n-n-n-next m-m-m-m-mission....t-take u-u-u-us t-t-t-t-to the h-h-h-h-hospital!" ;_;7
B) Proceed to become the laughing stock of the town.
C) Cryogonal used Attract!
D) DED from frostbite.
