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Oldie, but a goody. Found while searching online for ORAS.
Also I got a personal one:
>Release of HGSS
>Decided to lazily make my way to Gamestop to get it
>Fuck up the time the store opens and get there like 30 minutes early
>There's a full fucking circle of people sitting in front of the door
>Not like a line or anything, a circle, there is no front or back of the line
>It's nothing but people my age and older sitting around talking about pokemon
>Start to think this might be cool and then I realize fuck that no, /vp/ is cool behind closed doors, not in person
>I say I'm cool and just sit on a fountain outside the circle and listen
>The whole time they're talking about furry shit and battles
>People are trying to describe EVs and IVs and have no idea what they're talking about consistently wrong across the board
>Someone hears "EVs" and starts talking about how Flareon is the best and their favorite and how Flareon is unbeatable at level 100
>I look around and realize the only people not in the circle outside of myself are two actual children who's mothers came out of the car to wait with them and a female Ash Ketchum cosplayer who showed up late and looked like she wanted to kill someone
>She seriously looked angry as fuck for no reason, just sat there the whole time listening to her headphones scowling
>Eventually the circle devolves into some kind of singing jamboree of old anime music and then becomes some kind of cuddle puddle in broad day light
Fuck people. Never going back to a pokemon release day event.
